(Source: jakes-phantasmal-erection, via carbonated-milk)
(Source: jakes-phantasmal-erection, via carbonated-milk)
everyone hates phyllis
(Source: tomnooksbitch, via jordpan)
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
You have a beautiful series of codons
AUG I just MET you
and this is crazy
but here’s the sequence
so call me UAA STOP
(Source: chihiro-in-wonderland, via fuckyeahhowlsmovingcastle)
the amount of people who take did-yuo-kno seriously is frightening
(via squeakchic)
hey about this background
I’m sorry.